hellamuthafuckin666:

promo4homo:

he went to jared :)

jared is my dealer, he’s a nice man

(via blisssfully-stoned)

fuck all yall niggas, except my niggas

(via drizzyfuckingdrake)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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ohhdamn-little-wildroses:

❀

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ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

(via benedictcumberno)

principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

(via nuhtz)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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