he went to jared :)
jared is my dealer, he’s a nice man
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.